Galactic Hitchhikers

May 6th, 2018
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Dudeist /Jedi/ Galactic Hitchhiker; hot dog-enthusiast, and self professed professional slacker

Should be considered armed and dangerous. Wanted in relation to 27 counts of interstellar piracy, and unrelated charges of theft, smuggling, common nuisance, paternity suits, infamous skipping of bar tabs, illegal time travel,smoking in designated non smoking star systems,monkey laundering, treason, robot abuse, fraudulent representation as a religious minister, farting in restricted airlocks, jaywalking, serving alcohol to minors,computer heckling, contraband possession,arson, and intent to use explosive devices in the name of journalism.

Under no circumstances allow him to buy you a drink.

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Joined May 06, 2018