BREAKING NEWS: Hotblack Desiato Dead!

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BREAKING NEWS: Hotblack Desiato Dead! The whole galaxy mourns iconic frontman Hotblack Desiato, best known for his work with plutonium rock band Disaster Area. Plutonium rock icon, Hotblack Desiato, whom some affectionately call “The Man in Vantablack” was found dead last Thursday, while ordering cocktails at the galaxy’s favorite post apocalyptic dinning extravaganza, Millways, the…

BREAKING NEWS: Vogon Scandal

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BREAKING: BREAKING NEWS: Scandal Rocks the Vogsphere Having previously denied allegations Galactic authorities have uncovered a secret plot and cover up in the Central Vogon Bureaucracy. Without filing any of the required forms, Vogon scientists worked in secret with genetic manipulation to create a new more calloused version of their species.    “The Vogon people…