Life, the Universe, and Everything Category

June 15th, 2018

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #421

The Ipsiweariam Constitution states that all men are created equal. As a cost saving measure, a consortium of suit pant…

June 11th, 2018

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #287

One of the few constants in the universe is that most lifeforms require the ingestion of material to fuel the…

June 9th, 2018

Anthony Bourdain, Into Parts Unknown: Tribute in Photographs

Anthony Bourdain was a larger-than-life figure — a gifted chef and storyteller who used his books and shows to explore…

June 8th, 2018

Parralax Duplicity Drive

Filgorn Gabbertate is credited with the invention of the Parralax Duplicity Drive, or PDD. The PDD drive runs entirely on…

June 7th, 2018

Reality: A Disclaimer

Disclaimer: Reality has been known to cause adverse reactions in some individuals. Inflammation, muscle discomfort and uncontrolled ticks have been…

June 6th, 2018

Subjective Value

Value is subjective. In fact, the subjectivity of an item’s value increases in relation to the number of miles between…

June 5th, 2018

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #175

The male genitalia of a Raskbutin is shaped like a hand and is located at the end of a shoulder…

June 4th, 2018

The General State of Things

The Galactic Comission on Reasonable Absurdity has released its annual report on the “General State of Things”. It indicates that…

June 4th, 2018

The Wizzeggerian Ultraquat

The Wizzeggerian Ultraquat is the single deadliest fruit in the known universe. Its hard, spiked exterior is covered in a…

June 1st, 2018

Towel Insurance

The Galactic Counsel for Sentient Safety once conducted a study on the psychological benefits of holding a towel. It’s findings…