The Galactic Counsel for Sentient Safety once conducted a study on the psychological benefits of holding a towel. It’s findings showed that an individual is more likely to embrace uncertainty and take risks if they know a towel is close at, or preferably in, hand. The counsel also discovered that the nature of the risks…
The sweat of an Sussoprinian Turtlefrog is widely considered the most savory perspiration in all the galaxy and is highly prized as a food additive. Due to the unique body chemistry of the people on Ergon Beta Five the liquid causes vivid hallucinations and is therefore strictly regulated and reserved for use only in religious…
The Reveriq Art Museum of Slurryslag is the largest of its kind in the universe. It is also the only of its kind in the universe. Catering to a very select audience, the museum houses sculptures carved entirely out of the potatoes of a thousand different worlds.
The planet Yerm is credited as the birthplace of the noted playwright Alinzo Feuderi Wal Nooz Hambo Unter Flegarrian Grew Surg Jones. His timeless play “Molecular Inversion in a Time of Entropy” has been translated into 12,487 languages and was once perfomed solely using pheromones.
On the planet Ergander the people celebrate the coming of spring with such verve and vigor that it is the only planet in the universe to have a holiday dedicated exclusively to nursing hangovers.
There are several instruments in the universe that are both well known and beloved. The Dewworn Double Bass, for example, is instantly recognizable as the instrument that provides the driving groove line in the classic CozmoNaught single “Blackhole Beauty and a Gravity Well”, a tune that has proven to be a better ice breaker than…
Good morning/afternoon/evening. I would like to welcome you to what is hoped to be an enjoyable and legally permissible romp into an extended universe inspired by the works of Douglas Adams. My name Is Stu Hambone and I am a field researcher from the planet Earth, improbable as that may seem. It is possible, though…
