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Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #376

Life, the Universe, and EverythingBy StuHamboneMay 29, 2019Leave a comment

Quick Galactic Factoid #376By Stu Hambone  On the planet Dwerin Alpha 3, a Hj’ru is a 276 verse poem offered by a male courting marriage to the parents of the courted. In this poem he explains his love and adoration for their daughter, describes his life’s work and details his current financial situation. The practice…

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #835

Life, the Universe, and EverythingBy StuHamboneMay 3, 2019Leave a comment

The Yawful Consolidated Corporation is one of the galaxy’s most well known, most profitable, and least successful companies ever to be incorporated. The people of Yawful 3 are so phenomenally, disastrously awful at all stages of business that other companies pay them outrageous amounts of money to ask them if they think a particular endeavor…

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #464

Life, the Universe, and EverythingBy StuHamboneApril 1, 2019Leave a comment

Tricks of the light are commonly used to explain alien sightings.   The Fraternal Order of Photonic Surfers and Magicians launched an awareness campaign to dispel this rumor because they had become tired of being blamed for every inexplicable thing some nutter claimed they had seen in their back yard while half-cocked on Uloonian Swamp Ale.

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #209

Life, the Universe, and EverythingBy StuHamboneJanuary 29, 2019Leave a comment

The Jahglenisian Badger is a sentient quadruped known for its remarkable marketing skills and economic cunning…

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #529

Life, the Universe, and EverythingBy StuHamboneJanuary 28, 2019Leave a comment

On the planet Saldiz, the people are adamant that their world is flat. This has never been proven with any certainty as every expedition sent to find the edge of the planet has discovered another continent upon which a paradise exists and thus have never returned to report their findings.

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #420

Life, the Universe, and EverythingBy StuHamboneAugust 24, 2018Leave a comment

A common mistake among neophyte hitchhikers whilst they travel is their assumption that there will be sanitary facilities available at the next way station. Due to the vast array of biological configurations, this is simply not a service economically feasible to provide and can result in an uncomfortable, if not embarrassing and messy, situation. It…

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #562

Life, the Universe, and EverythingBy StuHamboneJuly 24, 2018Leave a comment

The people on the planet Amorus Beta Five, are known for two(*) things; the fact that they mate for life and the fact that they have yet to achieve spaceflight. It is a wildly held belief that they could achieve the latter if they would just stop doing the former for more than 10 minutes.…

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #422

Life, the Universe, and EverythingBy StuHamboneJuly 19, 2018Leave a comment

The Threpwan Academy of Sciencey Stuff firmly believes that the foundation upon which all of existence is built consists entitely of cottage cheese. It should be noted that 5 of the 6 members of the academy’s board of directors are High Priests of the Church of Curd and have significant holdings in regional dairy farms.

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #632

Life, the Universe, and EverythingBy StuHamboneJuly 5, 2018Leave a comment

During the planet’s 2nd winter solstice, the people of Dalcha Gamma gather in public to commemorate the foundation of their first two great societal institutions: The Always Open Convenience Store and the 24 Hour Food Poisoning Crisis Center. It is a BYOB* affair. (*Bring Your Own Bucket)

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #421

Life, the Universe, and EverythingBy StuHamboneJune 15, 2018Leave a comment

The Ipsiweariam Constitution states that all men are created equal. As a cost saving measure, a consortium of suit pant tailors posing as constitutional purists pushed through legislation stating that individuals who are not 2.286 meters tall must have their legs surgically altered to adjust their height.

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