Galactic Hitchhikers founder and Field Researcher

BREAKING NEWS: Vogon Scandal

BREAKING: BREAKING NEWS: Scandal Rocks the Vogsphere Having previously denied allegations Galactic authorities have uncovered a secret plot and cover up in the Central Vogon Bureaucracy. Without filing any of the required forms, Vogon scientists worked in secret with genetic manipulation to create a new more calloused version of their species.    “The Vogon people…