The Third Annual Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe Contest
In 2020, Victoria Jesswein was named the Third Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe. In 2021 She ascended to Second Worst, but gained the illustrious title of Towel Day Ambassador. Is this her year to be the best of the worst?
The more we watch Victoria’s video, the more it gets under our skein. People say crochet is like knitting, but it’s knot. Is her outfit bad enough to win the votes of our clothes knit group? Surely this outfit spins a yarn that will have all of us wanting to pull the wool over our eyes, like a Hitchhiker with a towel on their head protecting themselves from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
Check out Victoria’s video, and stay tuned! Voting starts on May 15th, which incidentally is the day of the whooshing sound to get YOUR entry in.
How to Enter
Make a two minute video highlighting your style and post it to YouTube, use the form below to submit your entry. We’ll put your video on the refrigerator for everyone to see.
Voting will start on May 15th and extend until May 25th, when we’ll announce the winners on Towel Day Classy or trashy, posh or gauche, all fashion faults are welcome. Show us Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear fare. Silly, or sexy, robot or otherwise…let’s see your best worst!
First Place: Galactic Hitchhikers T-shirt warning others of your utter lack of fashion.
Second Place: Galactic Hitchhikers stickers.
Third Place: Galactic Hitchhikers stickers
Contest participants agree to have their videos and likenesses spammed across the multiverse, not limited to any temporal location or dimension in space time. After swallowing the combined Vl’Hurg and G’Gugvuntts battlefleet, an imaginary council convened and has banned the Airbud clause; i.e. The Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe Contest is limited to species that are humanoid, or can take humanoid form. If you do not have a humanoid form, store bought is fine.
YouTube videos must be set to public, and marked not made for kids, so they can be easily shared and added to a playlist. Videos must be family friendly, SFW, and PG-13ish, noting that Barbarella was Pg-13. Entries should be around two minutes in length. The judges will award favor for production value, and use of science fiction themes. Video submissions must be in by moringish, May 15th, mind the whooshing sound.
There are no judges. Voting begins on May 15th, and will extend until Towel Day on May 25th. Galactic Hitchhikers will announce the winners on our Towel Day Live stream, May 25th. (Time to be announced.)