There is nothing quite like a timely appearance. Seen on stage the other night at what was/will be the impending doom of the universe, The Almighty Zarquon finally returns! Galactic Hitchhikers reached out for a quote, but our field researcher did not have reservations that night and was promptly escorted to the car park where they were/will be forced to work alongside the absolute worst car parking android we have ever encountered.

Once back in the current temporal locality, we made reservations at Millways and returned to the famed Restaurant at the End of the Universe hoping to get an interview with the fabled prophet. After a long discussion with the Head Waiter about why there is only one end of everything and yet Zarquon did not have reservations this evening, despite seeing him at this very same cosmic cataclysm, and some confusion on the nature of time and space, our intrepid field researcher resigned himself to the desserts trolley and called it an evening.

We’ll have more on this breaking story as it develops.