TOWEL DAY MAY 25th A towel is just about the most massively useful thing any of the interstellar hitchhiker can carry. Partly because it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus…
Tricks of the light are commonly used to explain alien sightings. The Fraternal Order of Photonic Surfers and Magicians launched an awareness campaign to dispel this rumor because they had become tired of being blamed for every inexplicable thing some nutter claimed they had seen in their back yard while half-cocked on Uloonian Swamp Ale.
“These are the voyages of the human race…
Our continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds,
To seek out new lives, and build new civilizations;
And boldly go where no one has gone before.”
The Jahglenisian Badger is a sentient quadruped known for its remarkable marketing skills and economic cunning…
On the planet Saldiz, the people are adamant that their world is flat. This has never been proven with any certainty as every expedition sent to find the edge of the planet has discovered another continent upon which a paradise exists and thus have never returned to report their findings.
Just outside of the Betelgeuse system, there was a bar. There were actually several bars. In fact, the moon-base that this particular bar was on was part of a vast lunar pub crawl orbiting a trendy brewery planet. It is a widely known, and popular fact that a better portion of the galactic trade economy revolves around alcohol; This is partially because of a generally loose and happy go lucky attitude on the part of the people of many species across the galaxy, but also because nobody is really having a good time at it and seek to drown their proverbial sorrows. The generally loose and happy go lucky attitudes are a direct result of everyone being pretty much drunk out of their minds pretty much most of the time.
In US news, a stunning resolution backed by the GOP led Senate, and signed by Executive Order by the President. America is now under that town from Footloose law.