Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #464
Tricks of the light are commonly used to explain alien sightings. The Fraternal Order of Photonic Surfers and Magicians launched an awareness campaign to dispel this rumor because they had become tired of being blamed for every inexplicable thing some nutter claimed they had seen in their back yard while half-cocked on Uloonian Swamp Ale.