Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #209

The Jahglenisian Badger is a sentient quadruped known for its remarkable marketing skills and economic cunning. During the last Great Galactic Recession, a Jahglenusian badger was employed by the Universal Coalition of Useless Item Manufacturers to bump up sales of their LiftoMatic Cushioned Toilet Pedestals. Upon signing the contract for the campaign, it purchased the majority of shares in a laxative company and sponsored public service announcements extolling the virtues of frequent bowel movements.

The manufacturers went belly up because they couldn’t keep up with demand but the badger retired with his wife on a comfortable planet near the Horsehead Nebula.

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