The Jahglenisian Badger is a sentient quadruped known for its remarkable marketing skills and economic cunning…
On the planet Saldiz, the people are adamant that their world is flat. This has never been proven with any certainty as every expedition sent to find the edge of the planet has discovered another continent upon which a paradise exists and thus have never returned to report their findings.
Just outside of the Betelgeuse system, there was a bar. There were actually several bars. In fact, the moon-base that this particular bar was on was part of a vast lunar pub crawl orbiting a trendy brewery planet. It is a widely known, and popular fact that a better portion of the galactic trade economy revolves around alcohol; This is partially because of a generally loose and happy go lucky attitude on the part of the people of many species across the galaxy, but also because nobody is really having a good time at it and seek to drown their proverbial sorrows. The generally loose and happy go lucky attitudes are a direct result of everyone being pretty much drunk out of their minds pretty much most of the time.
In US news, a stunning resolution backed by the GOP led Senate, and signed by Executive Order by the President. America is now under that town from Footloose law.