August 24th, 2018

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #420

A common mistake among neophyte hitchhikers whilst they travel is their assumption that there will be sanitary facilities available at the next way station. Due to the vast array of biological configurations, this is simply not a service economically feasible to provide and can result in an uncomfortable, if not embarrassing and messy, situation. It is therefore highly recommended that a hitchhikers digestive tract is removed. This factoid was brought to you by Gibbel Velunchuk’s Surgical and Mortuary Services.

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