June 11th, 2018

Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #287

One of the few constants in the universe is that most lifeforms require the ingestion of material to fuel the metabolic process. And while this is true, what is good for the Nemaha Nexaharian Mega Goose will dissolve the digestive tract of a Belthgur Slime Gander. It is for this reason that the warning label for most recipes grows logarithmicly in direct relation to the number of ingredients and planets with particularly talented culinary practitioners died out millennia ago due to the rapid deforestation caused by printing cookbooks

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