June 7th, 2018

Reality: A Disclaimer

Disclaimer: Reality has been known to cause adverse reactions in some individuals. Inflammation, muscle discomfort and uncontrolled ticks have been reported in isolated cases. Ask your deity if you are healthy enough for sexual activity as this has been shown to lessen certain side effects. Do not take Reality if you are pregnant or hope to become pregnant. Reality should not be taken if you have a history of cognitive dissonance or have had your sense of humor removed. Reality is not for everyone.

Reality. Ask your metaphysical advisor about it today.

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