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Daily Archives: June 4, 2018

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The General State of Things

Life, the Universe, and EverythingBy StuHamboneJune 4, 2018Leave a comment

The Galactic Comission on Reasonable Absurdity has released its annual report on the “General State of Things”. It indicates that while universe has maintained a steady level of absurdity overall, there are a few pockets of gamma-level absurdity that are causes for concern. As every child with a GX-4 level education knows, or should know…

The Wizzeggerian Ultraquat

Life, the Universe, and EverythingBy StuHamboneJune 4, 2018Leave a comment

The Wizzeggerian Ultraquat is the single deadliest fruit in the known universe. Its hard, spiked exterior is covered in a poisonous, gelatinous slime that can render any being, regardless of species, planet of origin, or political leanings, completely and utterly paralysed for several hours. When inhaled the fumes of the pungent, spongy interior have been…

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