Life, the Universe, and Everything
June 7th, 2018

Reality: A Disclaimer

Disclaimer: Reality has been known to cause adverse reactions in some individuals. Inflammation, muscle discomfort and uncontrolled ticks have been…

Life, the Universe, and Everything
June 6th, 2018

Subjective Value

Value is subjective. In fact, the subjectivity of an item’s value increases in relation to the number of miles between…

Life, the Universe, and Everything
June 4th, 2018

The General State of Things

The Galactic Comission on Reasonable Absurdity has released its annual report on the “General State of Things”. It indicates that…

Life, the Universe, and Everything
June 4th, 2018

The Wizzeggerian Ultraquat

The Wizzeggerian Ultraquat is the single deadliest fruit in the known universe. Its hard, spiked exterior is covered in a…

Life, the Universe, and Everything
June 1st, 2018

Towel Insurance

The Galactic Counsel for Sentient Safety once conducted a study on the psychological benefits of holding a towel. It’s findings…

Life, the Universe, and Everything
May 29th, 2018

The Afterlife

On the planet Galbraxia there are two prevailing views regarding the end of life. The Tendant religion believe that in…

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May 26th, 2018

Towel Day at Shoreline Brewery

Just outside Chicago in nearby Michigan City Indiana, situated in what used to be a billiard ball factory Shoreline Brewery…

Life, the Universe, and Everything Towel Day
May 24th, 2018

Show us your Towels! Towel Day 2018

Galactic Hitchhikers, in cooperation with the Satirical Earth Non-planetary Delegation for the National Unified Declaration that Everyone is Special wants to…