“These are the voyages of the human race…
Our continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds,
To seek out new lives, and build new civilizations;
And boldly go where no one has gone before.”
The Jahglenisian Badger is a sentient quadruped known for its remarkable marketing skills and economic cunning…
On the planet Saldiz, the people are adamant that their world is flat. This has never been proven with any…
Just outside of the Betelgeuse system, there was a bar. There were actually several bars. In fact, the moon-base that this particular bar was on was part of a vast lunar pub crawl orbiting a trendy brewery planet. It is a widely known, and popular fact that a better portion of the galactic trade economy revolves around alcohol; This is partially because of a generally loose and happy go lucky attitude on the part of the people of many species across the galaxy, but also because nobody is really having a good time at it and seek to drown their proverbial sorrows. The generally loose and happy go lucky attitudes are a direct result of everyone being pretty much drunk out of their minds pretty much most of the time.
In US news, a stunning resolution backed by the GOP led Senate, and signed by Executive Order by the President. America is now under that town from Footloose law.
“Like Voldemort in Harry Potter, it should be considered taboo, bad luck, and dangerous to mention the name of the 45th President of the United States; by mention in words, or by meme, or shared links until such a time as he leaves office or we find and destroy all of his Horcruxes.”
As you all know here at Galactic Hitchhikers we’re all about how we can help those in need. From You…
Greetings Froods! It has been sometime since my last post here at GH due to the move my wife and…
A common mistake among neophyte hitchhikers whilst they travel is their assumption that there will be sanitary facilities available at…
The people on the planet Amorus Beta Five, are known for two(*) things; the fact that they mate for life…
The Threpwan Academy of Sciencey Stuff firmly believes that the foundation upon which all of existence is built consists entitely…
During the planet’s 2nd winter solstice, the people of Dalcha Gamma gather in public to commemorate the foundation of their…
The Ipsiweariam Constitution states that all men are created equal. As a cost saving measure, a consortium of suit pant…
One of the few constants in the universe is that most lifeforms require the ingestion of material to fuel the…
Anthony Bourdain was a larger-than-life figure — a gifted chef and storyteller who used his books and shows to explore…