Reality: A Disclaimer
Disclaimer: Reality has been known to cause adverse reactions in some individuals. Inflammation, muscle discomfort and uncontrolled ticks have been…
Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #632
During the planet’s 2nd winter solstice, the people of Dalcha Gamma gather in public to commemorate the foundation of their…
Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #421
The Ipsiweariam Constitution states that all men are created equal. As a cost saving measure, a consortium of suit pant…
Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #287
One of the few constants in the universe is that most lifeforms require the ingestion of material to fuel the…
Anthony Bourdain, Into Parts Unknown: Tribute in Photographs
Anthony Bourdain was a larger-than-life figure — a gifted chef and storyteller who used his books and shows to explore…
Parralax Duplicity Drive
Filgorn Gabbertate is credited with the invention of the Parralax Duplicity Drive, or PDD. The PDD drive runs entirely on…
Subjective Value
Value is subjective. In fact, the subjectivity of an item’s value increases in relation to the number of miles between…
Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #175
The male genitalia of a Raskbutin is shaped like a hand and is located at the end of a shoulder…
The General State of Things
The Galactic Comission on Reasonable Absurdity has released its annual report on the “General State of Things”. It indicates that…
The Wizzeggerian Ultraquat
The Wizzeggerian Ultraquat is the single deadliest fruit in the known universe. Its hard, spiked exterior is covered in a…
Towel Insurance
The Galactic Counsel for Sentient Safety once conducted a study on the psychological benefits of holding a towel. It’s findings…
Stu Hambone’s Quick Galactic Factoid #562
The amphibious hexapods of Weterbo Gamma 5 have no concept of futility. It is not coincidental that on this planet…
The Afterlife
On the planet Galbraxia there are two prevailing views regarding the end of life. The Tendant religion believe that in…
Towel Day at Shoreline Brewery
Just outside Chicago in nearby Michigan City Indiana, situated in what used to be a billiard ball factory Shoreline Brewery…
Show us your Towels! Towel Day 2018
Galactic Hitchhikers, in cooperation with the Satirical Earth Non-planetary Delegation for the National Unified Declaration that Everyone is Special wants to…